Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Chords

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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang

Easy-to-play Version by Meik

Intro:  C  Am  Em  G (repeat 1x)

C    Am               Em
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
G
In the ham wallet

C      Am              Em
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
G
With the lap rocket

C      Am             Em
Batter dip the cranny ax
G
In the gut locker

C    Am              Em
Retrofit the pudding hatch...Ooh la la
G
With the boink swatter

Bridge:
F                                                                            
If i get you in the loop when
F
I make a point to be straight with you then
C                                    
In lieu of the innuendo 
Em              
in the end know my intent though
F
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
C             G               C
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Refrain:
C       Am      Em      G
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
C       Am      Em      G

C   Am              Em       
Marinate the nether rod
G
In the squish mitten

C     Am               Em
Power drill the yippee bog
G
With the dude piston

C        Am              Em
Pressure wash the quiver bone
G
In the b**ch wrinkle

C     Am              Em
Cannonball the fiddle cove...Ooh la la
G
With the pork steeple

Bridge:
F                                                                            
If i get you in the loop when
F
I make a point to be straight with you then
C                                    
In lieu of the innuendo 
Em              
in the end know my intent though
F
I brazillian wax poetic - so unpathetically
C             G               C
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Refrain:
C       Am      Em      G
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
C       Am      Em      G

C
Put the you know what 
Am
in the you know where
Em
Put the you know what 
G
in the you know where
C
Put the you know what 
Am
in the you know where
Em
Put the you know what 
G
in the you know where
C
Pronto