WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me Chords | Ver. 1
VERSE:
Eb5
I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool (Not cool)
Bb5
But my bros all call me Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells b**ch
(Fits you perfectly)
Eb5
Chaz Bono dickbag, word f**k tick, not cool
(Not cool)
Bb5
And I smell like regret and tequila (What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those a**holes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those a**holes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
Eb5
I'm such a tit, I say dumb sh*t
Not cool (Not cool)
Gb5
And my friends think that I like men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
Eb5
John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Gb5
Do you like Renaissance fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those a**holes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those a**holes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
BRIDGE (no guitar)
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
Eb5
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!