Bromheads Jacket - He Likes Them Airbrushed Tabs

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                             He likes the airbrushed - Bromheads Jacket
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Tuning: E

Intro/Verse riff:
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A|-----------5-----------7-|
E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---|

Verse riff 4x:
Our Danny boy 
He was a ladies man 
Our Danny boy 
Oh yes he had a plan 
To find the perfect bird 
And no he didn’t mind if he had to try a few along the way 
Oh no he didn’t mind 


Verse riff 4x:
He’d cruise around 
The bars and clubs in town 
He’d scout the birds 
He’d look ‘em up and down 
He’d take his charm and then he’d switch it on 
He knew which buttons he had to press it didn’t involve no web address


    B
She might look good yeah 
    D
She might look nice 
          E                     G
She might have the perfect form 
    B                      D                    E              G
But will you still want to squeeze those cheeks when she’s 34? 

Verse riff 2x

Verse riff 4x:
Extremely literate 
you know in FHM 
He studies all of them 
But he doesn’t go near no not the top shelf 
Cause bringing classy birds back to his flat don’t wana see no filth 


Verse riff 4x: 
Like a young Michael Caine 
Alfie’s the character 
Or perhaps a bit more tough, like in “Get Carter” 
He’ll pull the women in 
And then he'll spit them out 
Unless she’s got a chest 
like Kelly Brook or Angelina’s pout 

    B  
She might look good yeah 
    D
She might look nice 
          E                   G
She might get inside your head 
    B                      D              E                     G
But will she still be your Angelina Jolie when she farts in bed? 


Verse riff + solo 4 x


         B 
Now he’s found the perfect looking bird, They’ve moved in it’s 6 months on
              D 
She’s got the body of a celebrity Lying by him in a thong 
           B  
Because He thought his plan was flawless he thought he’d had it figured out
          D 
But after 6 months living with this chick she’s turned into a lout 

            B                         D                    
Because she snores she farts yeah she burps then laughs
    E                            G  
She leaves her toenail clippings in the bath 
    E                           D                   E                      G 
And our Danny boy’s thoughts confirm that she won’t even be his other half 

Outro riff:
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E|-5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5---5-5-6-7-7---7-7-6-5-5-5-\--|


Thats it,