Choking Victim - Tainted Meat Ukulele

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                             TAINTED MEAT - Stza Crack
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A happy christmas carol to sing at church

Standard tuning: E A D G B e

Chords used: G:  355433
             F#: 244322
             C:  x32010
             Em: 022000
             F:  133211
             A:  577655

      G                  F#
Santa loves the taste of fetid flesh

C                 Em       F
Rotting meats his favorite dish

     G                    F#
Like how the natives were killed by whites

     C                 Em      F
Some tainted meat on a winters night

  G                   A
I travel down through history

    Em            C
The crucifix is a christmas tree

G              A
Jesus whispers in my ear

Em               C
Says the words I long to hear


         Em            C
   Santa loves tainted meat

          Em            C
   And he kills what he eats


G                  F# 
And in time christ came to say

    C              Em  F
God never liked me anyway

G                 F#
So I shacked with mrs claus

C              Em       F
Then I bled to great applause

G            A
Crucified me easter day

    Em
The bunnies came

    C
The children played

    G
And mrs claus

    A
She married nick

   Em
He killed for food

    C
She sucked his dick


            Em          C
   And they ate tainted meat

            Em               C
   And he'd kill what they'd eat


G                   F#
I came back just to die today

  C                Em      F
I saw those two up on that sleigh

G               F#
God I hate that santa claus

    C                Em        F
And all the problems that he's caused

   G               A
He took from me my holiday

     Em
With guilt and greed

     C
What can I say?

    G
But I've been nailed here

  A
A martyred tree

  Em
A gift for santa

     C
Some tainted meat

Em