Chris Burrows - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic Ukulele

I wanna be an alcoholic - Chris Burrows (Asking For It)





Do you wanna get a sh*tty job or do you want to live your f**king dreams

Intro: Em C G F
       Em C G G
       Em C G F
       Em C F F
 
Em                  C
Well you know how it goes
                G
Oh there's a lot of people talking sh*t
                 F
And a lot of people in business clothes
Em
But they're all a**holes
C
And they'll never know
G
What it's like to be alive
             F
Between money, success and being on time

    
Chorus
 C                      G
Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic
F
Drink until the day I die
F
Passing out every night
C
For falling over
G                   F
Is how I wanna be remembered
F
Be remembered

Em C G F
Em C F F

Em
Well I've heard that
C
You have gotta have plans
          G
And you're nothing if you ain't got
             F (stop)          F(stop)
An expensive tie and expensive pants
Em
But fancy restaurants
    C
And universities
G
Don't mean much at all to me
F
Because I'm about rocking and living out dreams

Chorus
C                             G
Oh I'll be having acid for dinner
F
Let all the walls cave into one
F
Let all the werewolves come
C                                          G
Everybody watch me get thinner and thinner
F
And waste away
F
Waste away

Thoms trumpet solo  
Chris plays
C G F  x2

Chorus
C                               G
Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic
F
Drink until the day I die
F
Passing out every night
C
For kicking your ass
G                              F
Is how I wanna be remembered
F
be remembered be remembered
F
be remembered
C