Eric Clapton - You Stanky Ho Chords

Freddy Fredricks with Franky Franklin

This Song Was written after I finished watching Revenge of the Nerds one night. 
You figure out where a few of the lyrics came from.
Franky came in and helped with some of the lyrics. Strumming is pretty easy. 
Just play it in medium-fast Hawaiian style. 


A	D	E	D       Dm7

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Intro 2X
A	D	E	D	A

Verse 1
A	D	E		D		
I met a girl and told her to give me some head till I'm dead.
A	D	E		D		
She looked at me .. said f**k-off! I'm not your friend!
A	D	E		D		
But that's ok ..Cuz she's a ho anyway
A	D	E		D		
f**k that b**ch hope she gets the bad itch!!


Refrain
Dm7		A	D	E	D	
You Stanky Ho.....f**k YOU!!
Dm7		A	D	E	D	
You Stanky Ho.....f**k YOU!!

Verse 2
A	D	E		D		
My Buddy Joe Busted a load on your chin
A	D	E		D		
That time you said, said it wasn't a sin.
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I heard that in bed you're quite a bore,
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That's quite alright cuz I'm treatin you like a hor


Refrain
Dm7		A	D	E	D	
You Stanky Ho.....f**k YOU!
Dm7		A	D	E	D	
You Stanky Ho.....f**k YOU!!

Verse 3
A	D	E		D		
You skanky b**ch, I'd rather yank my shnitz
A	D	E		D		
I'd let you chomp my Jerky, but I'm afraid of the Herpee.
A	D	E		D		
Hey, You uppity b**ch, you think you're quite the looka
A	D	E		D		
But you ain't nothin but a Tijuana Hooka!!!


Refrain
Dm7		A	D	E	D	
You Stanky Ho.....f**k YOU!!
Dm7		A	D	E	D	
You Stanky Ho.....f**k YOU!!

Repeat 2X then fade to end.