Flobots - Handlebars Ukulele

By Max Double U
Same progression played throughout song

Strum  each chord for a count of "1 and 2 and"

Dm          Am         Fmaj7        C          
         Gm
1-and-2-and-3-and-4-and-1-and-2-and-3-and-4-and-1-and-2-and-3-and-4-and-
F          E7
1-and-2-and-3-and-4-and

[CHORUS}
Dm                         Am
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
   Fmaj7
No handlebars
   C
No handlebars
Bb                        Gm
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
F
No handlebars
E7
No handlebars

[LYRICS]
Dm
Look at me, look at me
Am
hands in the air like it's good to be
 Fmaj7
ALIVE

and I'm a famous rapper
     C
even when the paths're all crookedy
Bb
I can show you how to do-si-do
Gm
I can show you how to scratch a record
F
I can take apart the remote control
    E7
And I can almost put it back together

[Lyrics]
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

[CHORUS]
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

[LYRICS]
Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline

I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance

[CHORUS]
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone

I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

[LYRICS]
Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure

I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

[CHORUS]
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

[ENDING (play as chorus)]
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars