WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Jason Boland - Jesus And Ruger Chords | Ver. 1
Intro: C F G C F C G C
G C
Vs 1: It all started when we were just kids
G C
I don't remember but I'm sure that it did
G C
Why's my left on my left, my right on my right
G Bb C
I'm sure there's a monster in my closet tonight
G C
Vs 2: There are things I can't figure what they are for
G C
Like nicotine, nintendo, or nuclear war
G C
They're there to addict us, maintain or to scare
G Bb C
County, state, and world, only three kinds of fair
C F C
Chorus: Jesus and Ruger, they're both straight shooters
C G
Islam and Napalm mean something to someone
F G C F
My chakras are blocked but I'm learning Tai Chi
C G Am
So pitch what you're selling and then leave me be
F G C F G C F C G C
Cause I'm just fine by me
G C
Vs 3: My bank needs a roll and so does my rock
G C
I go down to the river out here when it's hot
G C
Down by the water I'll cool off my heels
G Bb C
Solve the world's problems with a rod and a reel
G C
Vs 4: Tonight I can't sleep, that's the reason for this song
G C
The church bell outside done hit the third gong
G C
I'm just a weary traveler, no bags in my hand
G Bb C
Right where I sit is where I'll make a stand
C F C
Chorus: Jesus and Ruger, they're both straight shooters
C G
Islam and Napalm mean something to someone
F G C F
My chakras are blocked but I'm learning Tai Chi
C G Am
So pitch what you're selling and then leave me be
F G C
Cause I'm just fine by me
Solo C F C G F G C F C G Am F G C
C F C
Chorus: Jesus and Ruger, they're both straight shooters
C G
Islam and Napalm mean something to someone
F G C F
My chakras are blocked but I'm learning Tai Chi
C G Am
So pitch what you're selling and then leave me be
F G C F G C
Cause I'm just fine by me
