Nofx - Best God In Show Bass

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| NOFX- Best God In Show |
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"Thank God for the Grammy..."

Tuning: Standard EADG



Intro
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Verse
"I've no consideration..."
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Chorus
"And I find its getting harder to hang out..."
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"In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark..."
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Outro
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Verse
"Who would read a 2000..."
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"Would you navigate the globe..."
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Chorus
"And I find its getting painful to put up..."
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"In Unicorns and Creation..."
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Outro
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Verse
"Thank God for the Grammy..."
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Chorus
"And its getting agonizing to hang out..."
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"Mithology and history..."
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Outro
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Lyrics:

I've no consideration, 
zero mutual respect
For billions who suffer from 
rational thought neglect
I don't wanna waste a sentence, 
I don't want a convert-sation
That's gonna end in disdain, 
disbelief and aggravation

And I find it's getting harder to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
In Santa Claus and Noah's Ark 
and that their god is the best
My distaste has turned into detest

Who would read a 2000 
year old medical journal
Techniques for bloodletting, 
advice on Trichinosis
Would you navigate the globe 
with a map of a flat earth
Without DNA testing, 
would you believe virgin birth

And I find it's getting painful to put up
With grown adults who actually believe
In Unicorns and Creation, 
and God always takes their side
That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide

Thank God for the Grammy, 
thank God for the touchdown
Thank God for blowing up 
the enemy's sacred ground

So how am I supposed to take 
anything you say seriously?
When you've swapped free will for faith, 
hope and pre-destiny

And it's getting agonizing to hang out
With grown adults who actually believe
Mythology and history 
trump physics and science
My aversion has turned to abhorrence 



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| RaiLeff                       |
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