One Direction - The Haylor Song Trouble Parody Ukulele

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CAPO on 4th fred

Bm can also be Em

Intro-
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D  
once upon a time, once albums were debuted
A
Haylor was concieved, we panicked and we knew
Bm                              G
She'd hurt him, she'd hurt him, she'd hurt him, him, him, him, him.

D
at first we didn't care, we figured she'd back off
     A
she'd always got around, we thought she'd take a walk.
    Bm                 G                        D
and desert him, desert him, desert him, him, him, him, him.

A                 Bm
But she's still here, in the city.
           G              -stop
now we realize, and we can agree.

CHORUS: 
(*one strum)
       Bm*             G*                        A*
We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.
    D        A      Bm
how could we allow
           G*                 A*
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles
      D      A
it seems he's her's now.
Bm              G                        A
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles
  D        A   Bm
so shame on us now
           G                   A
this fandom's gettin' kind of hostile
        D -mute                Bm
she's gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.

Hook:

Bm  G   A            D        A      Bm 
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Bm  G   A            D        A
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Verse 2:
D
now harry's got it bad, they're walking in times square
   A
the fans can see it all, he doesn't even care.
       Bm                                G 
he's blinded, he's blinded, he's blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed.
     D
We heard they're “so in love” from whispers on the street
  A
but all she really wants, is a track for her cd
    Bm                    G                D
i hope he sees, i hope he sees, i hope he see see see see sees.
        A                 Bm
She's so an*l, a control freak
            G                      G -once
when he'll realize, he'll dump her next week.

CHORUS: 
(*one strum)
       Bm*             G*                        A*
We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.
      D      A
it seems he's her's now.
           G*                 A*
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles

    D        A      Bm
how could we allow
           G                   A
this fandom's gettin' kind of hostile
        D -mute                Bm
she's gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.
Hook:

Bm  G   A            D        A      Bm 
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Bm  G   A            D        A
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Bridge:

        Em*                Bm*
and the saddest fear, comes creeping in
         Em*
that we'd be p**sed off,
  A*               G*      A
if he loved anyone, or anything, yeah yeah yeah

CHORUS #2:
Bm              G                        A
and now we're gettin' angry cause she snagged styles
   D        A      Bm
my dashboard hates her
           G                   A
let's just say this sh*t better be worthwhile
     D      A
cause if he dates her
        D -mute                Bm
she's gonna put harry through some tough trials
        D            A         Bm
and write an album with his name on file

Bm  G   A            D        A      Bm 
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Bm  G   A            D        A
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Seriously f*ck this Haylor bulsh*t