Pat Dailey - Just How Drunk Chords

JUST HOW DRUNK ARE WE GONNA GET?
        performed by Pat Dailey, written by Shel Silverstein

F                  C
Just how drunk are we gonna get?
                 F
Don't ask me, I don't know yet.
  F                  Bb
I just walked in and we just met.
            C
And there's 20 more bars that we're still gonna hit.


     F                      C
Will I have a single? Will you have a double?
                            F
Will we get mello?  Will we get in trouble?
     F                   Bb
Will we get lucky?  Will we get stinko?
     C                                  C7
Will we stay sober?  No, I don't think so.

CHORUS:
F                  C
Just how drunk are we gonna get?
                  F
Don't ask me, I ain't there yet.
F                     Bb
I got a whistle that still aint wet.
    C
So just how drunk are we gonna get.

Will we start dancing and singing loud?
Will we jump on the bar and moon the crowd?
Will you get goosed?  Will I get molested?
Will we get cheered or will we get arrested?

CHORUS

Will I get in a fight?  Will I wreck my car?
Will I barf on my shoes and leave the bar
with somebodys wife that I've never known,
or will I get really drunk and go home to my own?

CHORUS 6X and fade