Paul Brandt - Virtual Life Chords

Dsus4/F# 200233
Dsus4    xx0233
C9       x35533     
Intro

G D Em C 2x

Verse 1
G    
I'm bored
   D
I need a new topic
Fm                      C
search the world for another subject
G                  D             Em              C
and by the time I find it I've forgotten where I was
G             D
iPod and a plasma TV
Em             C
on the latest reality series
G                  D  
surf the web and I M a bit
Em               C
while I'm on my cell-phone

Verse 2
G
I'm high def
    D
and I'm proud of it
Em                c
and tivo doesn't skip a bit
G                   D                 Em          C
if I fall asleep I know that I won't ever miss a thing
G        D
rewind, record and slow mo
Em              C
satellite and digital cable
G           D        
wi-fi, I'm high speed
Em                   C
got a Brooks & Dunn Ringtone

Chorus
                 G    D
But you can't upload love
                  Em   C
And you can't download time
           G                D
Em7       Dsus4/F#           C9    Dsus4 
But everything is gonna be alright
G                 D
Cause I love you honey
               Em         c
and what we've got's the genuine
G
real deal
G
This ain't no
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Virtual Life

Verse 3
I need a break
I think I owe you an apology
I've an*lyzed our data to quantize the way I feel
been thinking maybe I should
hold you now that would feel real good
a real female instead of e-mail sounds alright to me

Chorus

Verse 4
Old school 
Yeah, a little old fashioned
still don't know how it happened
but now we got 3 kids, a car, and a mortgage of our own
I think I finally got the lowdown
Sometimes we just need to slowdown
take time to smell the roses, pet a dog
and be in love

Chorus

G D Em C