Rodney Carrington - Pickup Truck Chords

Pickup Truck
Rodney Carrington

*Sometimes the D chord is embellished by hammering/pulling of the G and F# of the high E string*

G                         C
I'm getting married to my pickup truck
D
It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck
G                  C                      D
It doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a log book of all her divorces
G                    C
It doesn't care if I stay out late
  D
It doesn't b***h about the money I make
G                   C                     D
We'll betogether until the end, it won't sleep with my best friend
C                  D              C                       D
I'm gonna get down on one knee, and ask my truck if it'll marry me
C                 D            C                       D
I'll never drive another car, we'll honey moon at the titty bar
G                  C                   D
I'm gonna have the time of my life the exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife
G                       C                    D
You think I'm crazy but listen to this I can bring home a hooker and it won't get p**sed,no
G                   C                  D                                   G
Wedding ring won't cost me a buck when I get married to my pickup, pickup truck