Sawyer Brown - 800 Pound Jesus Chords

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I saw a garage sale Pulled up in the yard
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Found a statue of Jesus That was 8 feet tall
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He held out his arms And he seemed all alone
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So I loaded him up And I drove him home
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Out by my driveway He looks down the street
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Long hair and sandals Made of rebar and concrete
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I painted him white With a long purple robe
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He's the rock of ages On a gravel road
Chorus:
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He's an 800 pound Jesus Standing taller then a tree
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He's and 800 pound Jesus A bigger man then you or me

I thought loosin my job Was the end of the world
Till my best pal Ran off with my best girl
I felt suicidal With no real friend
So I walked outside With a rope in my hand
Out by the statue There's a big oak tree
So I hopped on that statue And counted to three
I had every intention of buying the farm
But when I jumped off he caught me in his arms

I wanted to return the favor to him
Cause I never had a more solid friend
So I planted some flowers all around his feet
And I bought him a flock of ceramic sheep