Spontaneous Destruction - Moist Anal Climaxes Chords

The best acoustic song ever
Listen to Magenta Picture Frames for rhythms.

Chords involved:

Dm9  Am9  G    Dsus4   Cadd9  Em9
E-1-  -0-   -3-  -3-     -3-    -0-
B-3-  -1-   -3-  -3-     -3-    -0-
G-2-  -2-   -0-  -2-     -0-    -0-
D-0-  -2-   -0-  -0-     -2-    -2-
A-0-  -0-   -2-  ---     -3-    -2-
E---  ---   -3-  ---     ---    -0-

Layout

  Every year about September I have a moist an*l climax but I
Dm9          Am9           G              Dsus4
  dont' know what to do I have never asked anyone before
Dm9         Am9                    G        Dsus4

CHORUS
  I asked the expert Miss Cosgrove X4
Cadd9               G

  She wasnt any help, butI knew that that would happen cause she
Dm9        Am9         G           Dsus4
  Is a really cr*p Business Studies teacher so dont
Dm9          Am9          G       Dsus4

chorus
BRIDGE
 Why dont you try to stick a bluebottle up your bum
Em            G             Em             G
 It will workX4
Em       G

       Every October now I realise that Ive got over my disease
Dm           Am          G                      Dus4
  It was called moist an*l climax disease
Dm       Am           G             Dsus4

Chorus-with words-MOIST an*l CLIMAX DISEASE

BRIDGE only played louder
  It actually is quite fun, getting that moist climax up your bum
Em                     G   Em                          G
  I want it back next SeptemberX4
Em                       G