Spontaneous Destruction - Moist Anal Climaxes Ukulele

The best acoustic song ever
Listen to Magenta Picture Frames for rhythms.

Chords involved:

Gmin  Dmin  C    Gsus4   Fadd9  Amin
E-1-  -0-   -3-  -3-     -3-    -0-
B-3-  -1-   -3-  -3-     -3-    -0-
G-2-  -2-   -0-  -2-     -0-    -0-
D-0-  -2-   -0-  -0-     -2-    -2-
A-0-  -0-   -2-  ---     -3-    -2-
E---  ---   -3-  ---     ---    -0-

Layout

  Every year about September I have a moist an*l climax but I
Gmin          Dmin           C              Gsus4
  dont' know what to do I have never asked anyone before
Gmin         Dmin                    C        Gsus4

CHORUS
  I asked the expert Miss Cosgrove X4
Fadd9               C

  She wasnt any help, butI knew that that would happen cause she
Gmin        Dmin         C           Gsus4
  Is a really cr*p Business Studies teacher so dont
Gmin          Dmin          C       Gsus4

chorus
BRIDGE
 Why dont you try to stick a bluebottle up your bum
Dm            C             Dm             C
 It will workX4
Dm       C

       Every October now I realise that Ive got over my disease
Gm           Dm          C                      Dus4
  It was called moist an*l climax disease
Gm       Dm           C             Gsus4

Chorus-with words-MOIST an*l CLIMAX DISEASE

BRIDGE only played louder
  It actually is quite fun, getting that moist climax up your bum
Dm                     C   Dm                          C
  I want it back next SeptemberX4
Dm                       C