Vandals - Choosing Your Masters Chords

[Intro]
                       E5
I think my TV's busted
                             E5
If not this country's dusted
                     A5     D5
'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3
              B5     E5
And they were on the MTV
          A5                   D5        B5
They were telling the people to rock the what?
B5                  G5
Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabees
B5                     G5
Southern fried kings of mediocrity
B5                                    G5
Now let me get this straight you want MTV viewers
A5
The worlds biggest losers to vote?
 
[Chorus]
            D5
This idea's wrong
                              D5
In fact there ought to be a law
   F5                    C5
If you can sit through a Silverchair video
A5
You shouldn't be allowed to vote at all
 
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[Verse]
B5                           G5
They call it a revolution, I call it a curse
B5                G5
Tabitha sucks and Kennedy's worse
B5                                      E5
It's like I got Clockwork Orange things on my eyelids
A5
As I watch the fans of Stone Temple Pilots seize power
 
[Guitar solo]
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[Chorus]
                                        E5
A layer of sh*t spreads across the land
                                 E5
It's a PSA from the Rollins Band
A5                     D5
Now the sellout of all time
          B5              E5
Who can't sing or write a rhyme
A5                     D5
Is telling his Genius club
B5
They have a voice?
B5
Well the voice of his fans
G5
Like those of Blind Melons
B5
Should be lumped together
G5
With convicted felons
B5                        E5
Just a certain segment of society
A5
Not encouraged to engage in public policy
 
[Chorus]
                 D5
This idea's wrong
                            D5
In fact there ought to be a law
F5         C5                   F5
Anyone who bought the last Hole record
           C5           F5
Should be thoroughly deprogrammed
        C5              D5
For the safety of us all
 
[Outro]
A5             D5 B5 E5
This idea's wrong
A5       D5       B5
Don't choose your masters