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God Thinks Ukulele

(ver. 1)
Voltaire
Verse

God thinks     all blacks are obsolete farm eqipment
F           F                                F

God thinks     the Jews killed his son and must be punished
            F                                      F

God thinks     the white man is Satan
            F

God, they know what God thinks
F                   F

...

Chorus

God thinks you're a waste of flesh   Oh Oh
                    F                   F
             
God prefers an Atheist Oh Oh
               F          F

Bridge

God thinks all people like you are evil
D#             F                   F

God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
D#             F                      F

self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
D#             F             F

and use His name    for your own protection
            D#   F                  F


Ahhs and Ohhs
D# F F


God is a liberal
D#

God is a democrat
F

God wants you to vote republican
F

never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god 
D#                    F                     F

and says that it's absolute truth 

its lies and it smells like death
D#              F
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
F

Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
D#                    F                   F

if he wanted to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
D#              F            F

and use His name    for your own protection
            D#   F                  F
            
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