Flight Of The Conchords - Petrov Yelyena And Me Chords

A             
Petrov, Yelyena, and Me
                   E
Lost but happy at sea
D                       A
Petrov and Yelyena said to me, 
E                  D           A
Shouldn't we have something to eat?
   A             C#m       G           Bm
I said there are plenty of fish in the sea, 
    E             D     A  
But all they can see is me

A
They said, "Any last requests?"
                       E
Biding my time, I say "Yes! 
D                       A
I want to party just we three
E          D       A
Lost, but happy at sea".

A
So we drank all night from the keg
                                  E
I passed out then I woke with one leg
D                                 A
I said "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
          E           D            A
He said, "No", and he went back to bed. 
       E         D              A
But he looked suspiciously well-fed.

A          C#m             G      Bm
Three days later they were hungry again.
    E           D             A
They said, "Any last requests, my friend, again?"
( A )
So I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
It was a hilarious moment in a very bleak, 
Bleak time of my life.

       A
So, we danced all night to the Rolling Stones.
                                  E
When I awoke they were chewing on bones.
   D                       A
Yelyena was sucking blood from the tub, 
       E            D            A
That's when I knew that something was up

(Hold on A , I think?)

"Hey Petrov, what is that you're eating?"
"It's fish!"
"How come it looks so much like my arm, 
 which has been hacked off at the elbow 
 last night?"
"Oh, it's an arm fish."

(Key Change... You're on your own.)

  B
Later that night, while they were asleep,
                             F#
I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat
  E                   B
I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet...
  F#         E             B
Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat.

F B F B F B F B A# E (???)

  A
When I awoke, they were already dead
                     E
All that was left of me was my head
  D             A
No, not dead, just a head.
  E           D         A
Lost, but so lonely, at sea.