WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Garfunkel And Oates - Self Esteem Ukulele | Ver. 2
[Verse 1]
C Am
You text at 3 in the morning
F G
And you misspell my name
C Am
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
F G
And most of them think you are lame
C Am
You say that with me, it's different
F G
And you're not that big of a dick
C Am
And if you disappear, it's 'cause "you're busy"
F G Am
Not 'cause you're with some other chick
[Pre-Chorus]
Em Am
I know this might be uncouth
Em G
But I decided to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
C Am
My self esteem's not low enough to date you
F G
It's close, but not quite there
C Am
Give me time to get a little more rejected
F G C Am F
And you and I could make an awesome pair
G C Am F G
A totally awesome pair
[Verse 2]
C Am
I seem like your perfect target
F G
Like I've been lonely for too long
C Am
You think that I haven't had sex in forever
F G
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
C Am
But I would rather have no one
F G
Than this cr*p, let me reaffirm
C Am
I wouldn't touch your dick if I'd been poisoned
F G Am
And the antidote was in your sperm
[Pre-Chorus]
Em Am
I know this might be uncouth
Em G
But I decided to tell you the truth
[Chorus]
C Am
My self esteem's not low enough to date you
F G
It's close, but not quite there
C Am
Give me time to get a little more desperate
F G C Am F
And you and I could make an awesome pair
G C Am F G
A totally awesome pair
[Verse 3]
F C
Thanks for not even pretending to respect me
Am G
Or slightly acknowledging how mean this is
F C
Cause what's easy to find is a loving relationship
Am G
What's hard for a girl like me to find is penises
G
Especially when I'm on the road
G
Or anywhere, really
G
Cause I'm a girl. Hello
G
That's kind of how it goes
[Verse 4]
F C
Love is elusive and impossible
Am G
But dicks are available everywhere
F C Am
So sorry if I don't feel super-lucky
G
To get a penis like yours attached
G
To a man who can't even pretend to care
G
Maybe if something goes horribly awry
G
And I think I'll never find a better guy
G
But for now... for now...
[Chorus]
C Am
My self esteem's not low enough to date you
F G
It's so close, but not quite there
C Am
Give me time to get a little more wasted
F G C Am F
And you and I could make an awesome pair
G C
A totally awesome pair