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Less Than Jake - The Science Of Selling Yourself Short Chords

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The Science Of Selling Yourself Short Chords

(ver. 1)
Less Than Jake
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Tuning: Standard

F         Am    Dm   
I've come to my senses,
C                     F
That I've become senseless,
F       Am       Dm                C               F
I could give you lessons on how to ruin your friendships,
F      Am      Dm         C               F
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away,
F       Am       Dm              C                 Dm
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way,
Dm   Am               Dm  
So I sit and wait and wonder,
       C                    Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
            C               Gm             C               Bb
Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteems,


Bb    F    C
I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,
Bb    F   C
Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophies,
Bb   F    C
I'm so far gone,
                        Bb         F       C     
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
                 F
I'm my own worst enemy


F       Am    Dm        C          F
I could be an expert on co-dependency,
F       Am        Dm           C             F
I could write the best book on underage tragedy,
F         Am       Dm             C            F
I've been spending my time at the local liquor store,
F         Am       Dm            C                    Dm
I've been sleeping nightly on my best friends kitchen floor,
Dm   Am               Dm
So I sit and wait and wonder,
      C                     Gm
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
       C             Gm         C               Bb
I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy.


Bb    F    C
I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,
Bb    F   C
Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophies,
Bb   F    C
I'm so far gone,
                        Bb         F       C     
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
                 F
I'm my own worst enemy


Bb               Am
Let the meaning slip away
Dm               C    
Lost my faith in another day,
Bb                      Am
Self deprication seems okay,
        Dm                  C
I never thought I'd make it anyway


Bb    F    C
I'll sing along,

Yeah with every emergency,
Bb    F   C
Just sing along,

I'm the king of catastrophies,
Bb   F    C
I'm so far gone,
                        Bb         F       C     
That deep down inside I think it's fine by me,
                 F
I'm my own worst enemy


I'm my own worst enemy [x5]
            
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